Today is my second to last day at the credit union. I'm a little sad, I won't lie. I've had some good times here... here's a little recap of my favorite ones.
-The phone number I got on the back of a check... then the awkward "Well,.... they used to make you do that...." Lies.
-The old man who asked me about dating advice. I'm sorry, sir. I just don't know what women want.
-The man who held my hand as he gave me his credit card.
-The time the camera in the Drive Thru magically fell to be focused right on my bosom. "accidentally"
-The time I got asked out by a 34 year old.
-The time I went on a date with said 34 year old.
-The time I read that man's shirt that said "I recommend the sausage".. well, this is awkward.
-The time the hispanic man hit on me. Or men, who's keeping track.
-The time I flirted with a married man. (I promise I'm not a harlot. No one knew!)
I leave in three weeks friends! (or friend...Beuller?)
