Things I've Learned About Provo, Utah.

Provo has done some weird things to me, my friends.

and by friends I mean friend, and by friend I mean Carol. I'm pretty sure she's the only one who reads this. Hey, ma!

The first surprising thing I've learned, if you can't already tell, is that Provo brings out the sass in me. The snark. The 'No Filter', The #realtalk and my personal favorite, the Smart Ass. It's almost terrifying how often I speak my mind.

I have no real explanation for this phenomena. I think a big part of it right now is that I have a lot on my mind and so worrying if what I say or who I am might offend you just isn't one of them anymore. It's good. It feels real and right and I'm sorry if I say something offensive, but I promise I have a good heart.

The second thing I've learned is that Provo really is "happy valley" People are happier. and more righteous. Like, FHE is a commandment here. and everyone keeps all of the commandments. all the time.*


*Please see #1

Number 3: People really are as ready to get married as non-Utah County people joke about. Not even kidding. A boy CALLED me on the phone today. To ask me on a blind date. He didn't even text me first. And, at church? Boys actually sit by you. and talk to you. I hope I recovered fast enough. I would hate for them to see the mix of shock/awe/horror on my face. I even gave them a real name when they asked.

I'm moving up in the world, friends.

Four: People are just as eager to marry you off as everyone talked about. Literally. My roommates boyfriend offered to manage my tinder account for me.

Thanks.

But H-no.

10000000 Times no.

Count me so far out.

I'd rather cut my own toes off.

Paper cut my mouth.

Anything.

And last? BYU has an interesting feel about it. They're better than other schools. and they know it... also, they aren't afraid to let you know it. Just incase you might have forgotten or something.


But really. Provo is great. Happy Valley is full of happy people. Including this girl.

XO,
Car